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What The Film!? – Queen Of The Damned

What The Film?! is a weekly column exclusive to Under The Gun Review that brings to light the plot holes Hollywood hoped you’d never notice. Written by comedy writer Dane Sager, this column shows no mercy to films that try and pull the proverbial wool over our eyes.

If you know a film with major plot holes that you feel needs to be exposed, tell us! Email utgjames@gmail.com with the subject “What The Film” and we’ll try to get your suggestion featured on the site.

This Week’s Movie: 2002′s Queen Of The Damned

Back in the 1990s Warner Brothers …

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WATCH: Matt Skiba & The Sekrets First Live Show (Full Set)

Remember last week when we brought you the video of Matt Skiba & The Sekrets playing a song from their first show in Chicago and it was painful to watch? Well today, we would like to present you the entire live set for you  so you can get a full scope of what that  night was like. I personally started to watch some of it, but it was frankly too much. Something really went wrong that night, and since Matt Skiba (Alkaline Trio) is such a seasoned musician I find it very hard to believe that there isn’t some back …

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MOVIE TRAILER: Hellraiser Revelations

Let me preface the following post by saying those actually enjoy the Hellraiser series should take three deep breaths before watching the preview. I’m not going to say it’s one of the worst we’ve seen this year, but it’s one of the worst we’ve seen this decade.

There’s a new Hellraiser! What’s that? You didn’t even know there was one in the pipeline? A good reason may be because it only played in one theater and the forthcoming DVD release has only seen a few mentions, but it could be because those in the critic community (un)fortunate enough to …

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Green Lantern

“There always has and always will be bad superhero films. From the original Superman sequels (especially the one with Richard Pryor), to Elektra or Ghost Rider, sometimes the translation from page to screen is simply too much for one director with tons of money and people at their disposal to handle. Don’t believe me? Just ask Martin Campbell. I’m sure he never envisioned his shot at comic book glory becoming one of the worst adaptations ever, but it happens. “

ALBUM REVIEW: Dot Dot Curve – Your Ears will Bleeping Bleed

ddcArtist: Dot Dot Curve
Album: Your Ears will Bleeping Bleed
Genre: Terrible Music
Label: Standby

It’s getting harder and harder to be a successful band [at least] in America. Back in the day, you could release a solid record and tour for 2-4 years on it. Yes, fans grew tired of waiting for new material, but there was such showmanship in the live performance that you were willing to be patient a few months longer. Now, even bands that critics claim have produced the “album of the decade” [that means you Animal Collective], are putting out more than one release …