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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 46)

June 7th, 2012 Jacob Tender

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop is the most outlandish column on UTG. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

When i was in college, my band was really starting to take off. I was selling enough CDs and iTunes to pay for …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 40)

April 19th, 2012 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop is the most outlandish column on UTG. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

My parents used to try to make me a better person when I was younger. They would sign me up for all kinda …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 38)

March 29th, 2012 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop is the most outlandish column on UTG. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

I’ve been home writing for a little while and I have to say, it’s been pretty strange. Transitioning from touring all year round …

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Sex, Drugs, & Bubblegum Pop (Week 36)

March 8th, 2012 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop is the most outlandish column on UTG. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

When I was much younger, the only thing in the world I wanted to do was to become a professional wrestler. I knew …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 34)

February 23rd, 2012 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop is the most outlandish column on UTG. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

So this last weekend I was in Las Vegas, which is a place I should never be. It’s the cleanest dirtiest city in …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 30)

January 19th, 2012 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“it’s just rock n roll”-Cobra Statship’s side project

There are a lot of things in the world I hate, and a lot of …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 27)

December 22nd, 2011 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop, is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“On my mind” -dude with a small dick and a shitty band

About 8 months ago I was partying pretty hard at …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 26)

December 15th, 2011 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop, is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“Cop Killa”- Iced Tea

When I was on my first tour ever I was about 16 years old and all the other …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 25)

December 8th, 2011 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop, is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“Get that money”-me

I’ve played some really bad shows in my life. Shows with 0 people paid, shows where everyone has walked …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 24)

December 1st, 2011 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop, is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“The song at the end of the Power Rangers movie” -Van Halen

Last week I wrote about my thanksgiving memories, in honor …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Thanksgiving Edition)

November 24th, 2011 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop, is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“I want to thank youuu”- The chick from the Eminem “Stan” video with the softball haircut

Because this week’s column falls on …

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Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop (Week 22)

November 17th, 2011 James Shotwell

Sex, Drugs, And Bubblegum Pop, is our most outlandish column to date. Written by Mr. Jayce, vocalist for Secret Secret Dino Club and all-round funny guy, this column isn’t as much about the music as it is the experiences people in the music industry have.

WARNING: This column does and will continue to contain content some readers may find offensive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, this column is probably not for you.

“Chiggity check yoself before you riggity wreck yoself”-Ice Cube

One of the main reasons I love being in the music industry is …

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