Dammit, Victory. I try really hard to write as much positive dribble as I can about the band’s you still have, but then you go and sign a band with a name like Snow White’s Poison Bite and expect me not to fall out of my chair laughing. Well, if that’s what you were going for, you failed. Again.
This afternoon Victory Records sent out a press release announcing the signing of Snow White’s Poison Bite. I have never heard of this band before today, but one listen to the clip of “SplatterSplatterBloodSplatter” in the band’s introduction video was all I needed to realize the bulldog had somehow wrangled another gullible young act to its contractual hell. I’m not sure these guys would find a label to call home if Victory didn’t come calling, but that doesn’t mean they should have signed. Decide for yourself, after the jump.